IRC Quotes

docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

mage: what should I give sister for unzipping?
Kevyn: Um. Ten bucks?
mage: no I mean like, WinZip?

Eticam: I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
Eticam: And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
Eticam: When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
Eticam: Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
Eticam: The girl started crying and left class ^^

WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs: i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
XeNoX: Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.

@David: Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
@Sony: ...........
@David: Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
Malpine: Thanks for the info
@David: eh?
@David: damn i meant PAID
@David: I get PAID today
@David: dammit